
I was gonna make a joke about sodium and hydrogen, but NaH…
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OH MY GOD
My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and I picked up my phone and
OH MY GODLMNLDJRFHKJDFNGBIPUHLKJ
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